I just read the UBC Interferon study that said: "Improvements and sustained improvements in EDSS scores at 1 and 2 year intervals in people not treated with disease-modifying MS therapies."
OMG, I got this crazy idea... I should try to work with this new data, to make a few bucks.
I could become a supplier of "medicinal" Lake Ontario water for the newly diagnosed, and more than likely people would see their MS symptoms improve for a couple years.
Most people will think that the "treatment" is making them feel better. That's what Big Pharma does. It's a perfect plan.
I will have to let everyone know that it's very important people start this new therapy as early as possible. I learned that from Neuroland research I saw on Facebook. That's where I get most of my medical news now.
But first, I must get a private meeting with the Health Minister, to get this fast-tracked. Wish me luck.
Who needs a double blind, placebo controlled study anyway. It's only water. Very safe. Lake Ontario water is much safer than angioplasty, for sure. I will have to hide the ingredients.
The profit margin is going to be almost criminal. I could make a billion dollars selling this stuff.
I'm going to have to think of a cool name, to make it sound sexy and clinical.
Maybe this would be a good scientific name? LOW4U - (Lake Ontario Water For You)
I should put out a glowing press release, promoting the clinical advantages of LOW4U. It works so much better than any placebo. The lab data is going to look stunning. The Neuroland doctors will love the lab data at ECTRIMS. They know a good thing when they see it!
I will let doctors know that no lab rats died during the development. They will love that. Who wants to see lab rats suffer for no reason?
Guess I will have to make some professional looking YouTube videos. I just know they will go viral on Facebook. Better get a new suit and tie. Looks like Moores Menswear have a sale on now too.
Hey guys, if you help me promote it, I will slip you a few bucks under the table. Tax free! We can all get filthy rich together! Can you say "shiny new BMW"
Just think.. a simple once a week dose, proven results with ZERO side effects, and NO needles! It's perfect.
Please don't tell anyone about LOW4U right now.
Wish me luck eh...
WaYnE
